What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:19
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
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From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.