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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 09:29

What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

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Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.